Picture of our lovely home

Well, this is the outside of our raving beauty. Unfortunately, you can't see, well may be you can.... notice how the landscaping timbers slant according to the flow of the land? Well, the covered porch does the same thing! Not only that, but the actual steps are made of 2X4's. As if all that weren't enough, the decking of our lovely porch is plywood covered in fake green carpet, which is ripped and flies in the wind like a big green monster drowning and screaming for help.